My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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