.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm passing your future prison.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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