**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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