All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
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I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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