Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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