What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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