she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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