Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize
