i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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