You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Damn victory sex feels great
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