evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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