She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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