There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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