Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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