Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I checked into jail on foursquare
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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