I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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