i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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