Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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