Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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