Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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