So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
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Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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