Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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