really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
she smelled like a LAN party
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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