we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
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