what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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