If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I'm passing your future prison.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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