Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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