God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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