its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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