and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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