Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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