Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Text me some of your sweat
Dear god my vagina.
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