went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
pray to the hookup gods
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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