i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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