haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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