hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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