It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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