I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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