two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
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