Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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