My Higher Power is John Stamos
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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