It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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