Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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