Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
