yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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