she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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