There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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