Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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