; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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