if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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