Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Sacagawea was the original milf.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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