My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I love you. Go after that dick
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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