btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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