eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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