My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
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Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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