Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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