I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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